2004 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
(let the fun begin !!)
Election Postscript
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Of the people, BY THE PEOPLE, for the people.
-- The largest number of American citizens EVER voting in a presidential election; 53% of the electoral vote for President Bush; 62% of the states for President Bush; Margin of victory: over 3.5 MILLION votes; more votes than any US president EVER. -- The first US presidential election since 1988 in which the winner received more than 50% of the vote. -- The American people---not the liberal media (especially CBS and the New York Times) and not foreigners---have made an INFORMED decision after listening to President Bush argue his case over the past year, in spite of repeated attacks from John Kerry/Michael Moore/Dan Rather/Barbara Streisand/Kofi Annan/George Soros/Alec Baldwin/and almost everyone else in Hollywood. -- I watched the broadcasts on CNN and a bit on BBC. First of all, BBC should change their initials to KBC (Kerry Broadcasting Corporation) with all of their pro-Kerry/anti-Bush guests. And although CNN surprisingly provided fairly unbiased coverage, when it became apparent Bush's lead was insurmountable, you could begin to see some pretty deflated looks on the faces of the CNN broadcast crew, most notably Aaron Brown and Bill Schneider. -- Interestingly, at the time polls began to close, 5 of the 6
major Japanese TV networks were covering the election returns and
electoral vote tally live (which was Wed. morning, Japan time, on a
national holiday when many people were at home watching with
interest).
-- The Democrats have not won a majority in the election for
President since 1976.
-- The Democrats have not won a majority of the white vote in the election for President since 1964.
-- Reality Check: Values & Morals Do
Matter !!
The PEOPLE have spoken! Isn't democracy wonderful?!!
--(the above analysis courtesy of my good friend Michael)--
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4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
4 More Years !!!
He's definitely not a guy's guy....
If you have a vote, I encourage
you to soul search DEEP down
inside and ask yourself whether
you can REALLY and TRULY
vote for this man?!!
Source: Iowa Electronic Markets, University of Iowa Tippie College of Business
Click here
to view John F'ing Kerry's latest TV ad
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Senator Kerry, You're No Ronald Reagan... |
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Ronald
Reagan's debate response |
"John Kerry...
Wrong about America then.
Wrong for America today."
New Parodies:
Brother
John Edwards' traveling salvation show
Living
in an Al Gore Paradise
(resurrected from the 2000 Presidential
campaign)
Rev. Jesse Jackson gives campaign advice to John F'ing Kerry
Joe
Lockhart's Answering Machine
(the latest saga in the unfolding Dan Rather docu-gate scandal)
Jams Carville responds to the media on behalf of Joe Lockhart
Parody Archives:
John Kerry tries to revise Cambodian history "as he sees it"
John
F'ing Kerry rehearses his announcement
of John Edwards as his running mate
Dawn of the Brain Dead Candidate
Kerry admits to Dr. Phil that he's a liberal
"Bad Vibrations" (sung to the tune of the old Beach Boys song)
Hear Kerry Confess to "Atrocities," "Burning of Villages" in Vietnam
Kerry's Island
Click
here to hear the hilarious
new theme song for Kerry's Island
More of Paul Shanklin's hilarious parodies HERE.....
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Kerry vs. Kerry
Kerry’s
Top Ten Iraq Flip-Flops
from the First Debate
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VIEW THE “KERRY VS. KERRY” DEBATE VIDEO HERE
NICE lipstick, Sen. Kerry !!!
Did you use Al Gore's mortician?
VERY "Presidential" and Clintonesque.
Perhaps you should rather be auditioning in Hollywood...
ORANGE ALERT !!!
Could it be QT (Quick Tan)?
...or perhaps Agent Orange?
The Time cover we'd REALLY like to see !!
I'm NOT a crook !!
Click here to watch the new Swift Boat Veterans ad.
Our Team
The
First Daughters join their father
on the campaign trail.
The exciting President George W. Bush Photo Gallery
Cowboy
Bush
(hey, WHAT'S wrong with being a COWBOY,
anyways ?!!)
Another
Version Here
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Their Team
"War hero" aiding and abetting the enemy?
John F'ing Kerry's picture hangs in the museum
celebrating the Viet Cong's victory over America
in Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon). The communists
in Vietnam consider him and Jane Fonda to be heroes.
The book that John F'ing Kerry wishes he never wrote:
The picture above is the original cover of
John Kerry's book, THE NEW SOLDIER.
John Kerry's friends, the so-called
Vietnam Veterans Against the War,
were mocking this scene photographed
during the Second World War.
6,825 American boys died in the battle
to take Iwo Jima before they planted that flag.
This book is out of print, but you can read it online for free here.
Read four chapters of John O'Neill's
book
UNFIT FOR COMMAND online for FREE:
CHAPTER 3
THE PURPLE HEART HUNTER
CHAPTER 5
MORE FRAUDULENT MEDALS
CHAPTER 6
A TESTIMONY OF LIES
CHAPTER 8
KERRY'S ANTIWAR SECRETS
"Help is on the way??!!" (he-he)
(Click
here to listen to the Mighty Mouse song)
John Kerry (left) as a sperm swimming up a uterus?
(source: NASA)
| Alexandra Kerry, a 30-year-old actress,
documentary filmmaker, and |
The new John-John Love Fest
How romantic !! Perhaps we need to get these guys a
room....
Click here to see a HILARIOUS animated version of the above photos.
| THU JULY 08, 2004 10:09:35 ET CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees... John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other! In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail. News photographers have been going wild with photos of the two Johns. "I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer. When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing genuine affection between them." But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend." ************ |
And what a stark contrast with this:
"In the Senate four years -- and that is the
full extent of public life --
no international experience, no military experience....
When I came back from Vietnam in 1969, I don't know if John Edwards was out of
diapers then."
--John F. Kerry, during the Iowa Caucuses on the man he picked for #2--
Kerry Bites the Dust Once Again on his Training Wheels
Senators
John Kerry (D-MA) and Tom Harkin (D-IA) meet with Daniel Ortega,
leader of Nicaragua's communist Sandinistas in 1984.
Click
here to listen to the trailer for the Big Fat
Stupid White Man's new movie, Fahrenheit 98.6
Audio excerpt from Slick Willie's new book, "My Lie"
Clinton story on wife's name questioned "The unwillingness to tell the truth or urge to fictionalize is manifest throughout the book. Take Page 870. The Clintons were in New Zealand and met 'Sir Edmund Hillary who explored the South Pole in the 1950s and was the first man to reach the top of Mount Everest and, most important, was the person Chelsea's mother had been named for.' Edmund Hillary reached the top of Everest in 1953. Hillary Rodham was born in 1947 when the famed mountain climber was still an unknown beekeeper." |
The Clintons pay their final respects at Ronald Reagan's
funeral
(zzzzzzzzzzzzz......)
No Man's Land
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